Imagine piles of confetti everywhere in the White Sox clubhouse.
Wait. Those are tiny, slivered baseball cards. And bits of sliced-up envelopes.
First, the throwback jerseys came under attack.
What if a volatile hurler protests all the fan mail, too? It could happen, so hide the scissors!
At last count, the always-amazing www.sportscollectors.net success scoreboard showed 49 recorded by-mail successes from Chris Sale out of 163 tries. However, the last recorded response came in 2015.
If you hear from the pitcher this year, hope that your autograph comes back in one piece.